May 2013
stylelish:
itsazarrything:
two types of harry,
the modest harry
“I’m pretty sure im god” Harry
#I LOVE ALL HARRYS
fluffyfeatherycas:
cumber-bitches:
so I’m watching supernatural season 2 episode 1 where Sam finds John dead and drops a coffee cup and runs up to him and my Mum starts laughing her ass off. So I’m all “WHAT? This is one of the saddest moments of supernatural what is so funny?!” and she goes “Sam turned up 15 minutes late with starbucks.” and I just
oh my fucking christ you mom should...
mcvitie:
i want my aunt to meet jared padalecki
not because she’s a fan, i doubt she knows who he is, but because she’s 4 feet 10 inches tall and jared is about 9 feet
spookthempolitely:
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
believe-the-bullshit:
a poem:
tomorrow is the big announcement day
will we finally find out that the boys are gay?
we all know they fuk eachother anyway
wey hey mutha fuker, wey hey
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
jesuislegrandefromage:
emily-spectre:
psilentasincjelli:
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
fuckyeahbodypositivity:
If you feel like you need permission to indulge in vanity, this is it.
You are allowed to think you look beautiful, pretty, handsome, dashing, lovely, what have you.
You are allowed to take tons of selfies.
You are allowed to get lost in your own eyes in the mirror.
You are allowed to strut your stuff.
You are allowed to think you’re a pretty rad person.
You are...
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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Chewing the berries: dirtyovercoats: also a little... →
dirtyovercoats:
also a little feel good dean/cas retrospective:
“your angel”
“I prayed to you, every night!”
“I have a price on my head, and I’ve been trying to stay one step ahead of them, to—to keep them away from you.”
“Cas, we’re getting out of here. We’re going home.”
“Cas,…
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hzrry:
friendly reminder zayn donated enough money to cosmic relief to save 100,000 lives
hzrry:
friendly reminder zayn donated enough money to cosmic relief to save 100,000 lives
gods-nipples:
i don’t use punctuation
i use punktuation
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
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stylinist:
curvy baby
elysian-dreams:
if the one big announcement is perfume i will personally make them drink it.
alliwanttodoisridebikeswithyou:
jamespavne:
One Direction looks tough as shit, like they’re basically hard core rock stars
Yet they have songs with lyrics like this:
“Is it love? Probably. What does that mean? It’s a million different things. At...”
– Misha Collins, on Destiel
NJCon 2013. (x)
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
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